I must have sex on the brain!

I just can't help myself. I keep looking up sex stuff on Amazon!

The cliff notes of the Kama Sutra, lol. Available here. I wonder how it would look on my bedroom wall... er, nevermind.

Or you could get Sock Monkey Kama Sutra. I hate sock monkeys lol. Creepy little buzzards. No way would I want to have sex with one.

Check out the 5 star reviews!

Don't let them pull the wool over your eyes

It should be fun and no one should be injured

SO CUTE! PERFECT FOR A COUPLE WITH YOUNG KIDS ...

5.0 out of 5 starsThis was a perfect gift for my love monkey

LOL. I wish some of these people would review my books!

Still checking out Amazon and...

Well, HELLO! Check this one out. Do you have someone that could use a little instruction, perhaps just a bit selfish? 

She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman

Obviously the cover is so it isn't banned, lol. Hopefully it isn't a recipe book.