I couldn't stop reading and I couldn't stop laughing. Time to check out more Amazon reviews. They may hide the erotic and erotica books but good heavens the things they sell besides!
Cracked has a blog post entitled:
4 Ridiculous Sex Machines on Amazon (With Hilarious Reviews)
Here is one I found, lol. Unfortunately it doesn't have reviews yet, so feel free to leave one if you purchase it. Available on Amazon, lol.
Then there is a book. This book. Not sure what to think. :)
Just in case you want to buy it here's the blurb:
Embark on an adolescent odyssey across the fringes of 90s Christian culture. Meet deranged Sunday School teachers, homeschool secret societies, youth pastors with frosted tips, and experience the high-pressure, sexually charged world of competitive Bible Quiz.
Then there is the face chair...
One five star review and one one star review, LOL.